Real Emotions of Freelancers: From Developers to Designers

While I perpetually instruct my head at 6:30 everyday to wake-up and get ready for office, these bunch of geeks in my neighborhood never seem to wake up, till I leave. I don’t know from where do they get so much of money without doing a real job, but one thing they do better, is not working under a boss or I should say a single long term boss. I hate them, simply because I have become autonomous and they are working reflexive. So, one day I decided to pay a visit to them.

I took the supper and went straight to them. They were working like no one else do (particularly in my office). A 20 minutes of time spent with them showed how busy a freelancer can be but at least they are working with their own terms. One guy was handling 2 calls at the same time resolving the issue. I asked them, why they don’t leave the stress of handling customers by themselves by working this skillfully in reputed companies. Everyone started looking at me, made a wink and a smile and went back to their screens.

That’s what freelancing is, they somply can’t or don’t have time to play the clean decorum and punctual reports and documentation. But one thing, they do quiet spectacularly is their own core skill work. There are no redundant warnings for a thing you can’t control of yourself and no pay-cuts for not interested in coming to work. They are Freelancers, the new kind of force that’s taking the world by Storm and thunder.

So, why not highlight their personal experiences and notions that can make you laugh wild within your office. Let’s figure out their trivia of their brain melting and cruel laughing emotions. You ought to get really-really interested, if you put yourself in their shoes.

Developers:

1. How the eff did it work: Did fairy godmother sent the tech-angel?

2. I need a coffee For (Coffee=0, ++Coffee, Coffee<=20) { Wait.Time= 300s; return() if {Bug.This()}

Bring.hotpockets ();

}

3. Freelancers actually wish, Python only belonged to Jungles.

4. Oh! Its Halloween again, should I shower?? (This belongs to Programmers actually, but a metaphor for all coders.

5. Bug, what Bug!!

6. When you want to say “ Sir! You need to rebuild it totally, rather fixing” in a filthiest and angriest way.

7. This one is too common, but the shortest smiling humor for developers.

8. I normally don’t hold my head over a bug, but when I do, it’s a TOTAL CRAP.

9. Code! Did you ever thought about my Emo-sub-modules?

10. Hey **** Semicolon, you know what, my girlfriend could have killed me today for thinking about you!!

Designers

1. Take a <br/> son. you have been designing this small piece of shit all day.

2. I like people with opinions, the one who don’t seem to have scares me.

3. Ahh, no time to brush, I hope my deadly story ponders better design.

4. Either you pay me for the logo or I will create the dispute (Silence) (Huge sigh),

OK if you want, we can compensate on the next job you will offer (Silence forever).

  Sorry, can’t frame the most random of client glitch as a picture.

5. The metaphor to “I need more &nbsp in our relationship” notion.(this goes for every type of geek)

6. Romance (Rare)

7. Mom said shop for Mats, so bought these.

8. Phases of Life. (Paradigm Shift) See point 9  in Developer segment.

9. Cut paste to save a Relation.

10. Clients Call, My money.

While these are only 20, if you could spend your one day as a freelancer or with a freelancer. You will have plenty to write similar articles like these. Tune to Frisklancer.com for better freelance jobs features, clients and some fun too.